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When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink
"hey look it's a sad dick in a sink"
The impressively sized softie (flaccid penis) that one achieves after using opiates. In the locker room will make other males feel inadequate, and in the bedroom will make your girl excited and happy.
"After taking that handful of vics, I've got some serious ox dick. The things thicker than my wrist!"
Used to describe a group of people in which there are more males than females.
"Dude, we should call Sara and Angela before we head to the party, we're kinda dick heavy."
The large member of an African American phallus has 'Country Dick'
Person 1 says: Country boys have good dicks I hear.
Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"
Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.
Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.
Another name for someone who is a slut or whore. Someone who likes a lot of dicks. As defined by Dave and Chuck the freak. Also called the legion
Guy 1: "Dude Megan is so hot" Guy 2: "Yeah but she's in the legion of dicks"
A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.
Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.
Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel
Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby
Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!