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When you take a shit into someone elses open asshole.
My girl a freak, she asked me to give her a Dunkin' donut.
why is it even called dunkin donuts, theres like 0.06 donuts there!
Dunkin' donuts is the best place ever!
When a man in a Jet Puffed Marshmallow suit from Spirit Halloween takes his penis and shoves it inside of a Tim Horton's donut.
Guy 1: "man that sex with Marissa was good last night"
Guy 2: "not as good as doing a dunk in donut!"
Bag of Donuts (noun):
A craps bet in which a player places a chip on every “hard ways” bet, plus an additional chip for the dealers. Typically done with a $5 chip but can be executed with any increment of 5. Named for its diverse and generous nature, akin to offering someone a varied selection of donuts.
“I’m feeling lucky tonight; put me down for a Bag of Donuts to spread the love!”
A name given to a non-Italian that had been accepted or become an honorary Italian-American (Canadian) because of his ability to appreciate and demonstrate practical knowledge of the culture. A complimentary version of mungie-cake.
Hey, who made this risotto?! It’s unbelievable! That was Joey Bag Of donuts.
Hey, be careful what you say to Joey Bag of Donuts. He doesn’t fuck around
When your spanx perfect pants are working.
Beth said, "some construction worker just yelled 'eat a donut, ma'am' at me. I just assumed my Spanx perfect pants were working.
Sophia (the one that works at publix)