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When both partners eat a hot pepper and kiss.
"Hey, me and my girlfriend just had a dragon's kiss. It was hot!"
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is when your shite is so massive, that it tears your anal lining, causing one or more blood red pinstripes to develop down along the side(s) of that massive shite.
I got bunged up so bad from that all cheese pizza, that when I finally took a really painful shit, it tore my ass hole out and created a Red Dragon!
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While recieving a blowjob. You punch the girl in the face right when you cum so that it comes out of her nose.
I totally gave her a cum dragon last night.
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the flaming dragon is a sexual move that some people may use this move if they are willing to spice up there sex life, this move involves the use of hot sauce and strong sense for spicy flavorous.
It all starts wen the girl puts a layer of hot sauce on the dick then coating it then getting down to give him a gobby this will in be a sure killer to go down in your bedroom if your looking to spice up your life.
THIS MOVE IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR FIRST TIMERS
zoe wanted to try the THE FLAMING DRAGON so she put thick a layer of hot sauce on sams dick then intense it, she then getting down on her knees to give him a gobby she quickly realised that this was more intense than she expected.
THIS MOVE IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR FIRST TIMERS
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An act of fellatio performed while wearing clothing, in this situation the lady has long hair. When the gentleman is feeling a climax approaching, he discreetly feeds the lady's hair through his belt loops. Upon a climax the said gentleman pulls the lady's hair all the way through his belt loops, there for trapping the lady in an open mouth position, forcing her to cough up semen from her nose, the act most likely angers the lady due to it being unexpected and never previously discussed by her partner.
-Did you go home with Leslie last night?
-Yes! She sure was an angry dragon after I was finished with her!
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The product produced from extracting THC from already vaporized cannabis remains with the use of alcohol. Sort of like Green dragon only it does not need to be heated up and leaves a yellow liquid.
"Dude, do you have a jar of pee in your fridge?"
"No man, thats some yellow dragon"
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When your fuckin a bitch doggy style and you extend two knuckles on your right or left fist and punch her in the back of the neck while thrusting foward and yell a chinese kungfu yell!
Did you hear i dragon clawed your bitch last night? She loved it.
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