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somone who blatentally has a crush on the persons page they are visiting. they feel compelled to do things to them for no reason espesially throwing pies, and poking them.
facebook love; you have just recived a poke from a...... f....... Poke back? Ignore
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Goodness, I don't even know. I suppose hashtags actually have a purpose on other social networks, but definitely not on facebook. However, you'll still see whores putting hashtags on fucking everything.
A hashtag is simply a word following a # symbol. It can be whatever you please, but definitely doesn't have to relate to your post AT ALL. So, if you've come to find what a hashtag is, don't even bother. Just hashtag your shit like this, but on facebook it's not going to do a thing.
duckface photo with beverage in hand
So here I am at #starbucks #withtheboo getting my favorite #caramellatte on my #freeperiod. #lovethisbitchtopeices #yolo #juntinbeiber #1dforever. #facebook hashtags for life!
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The act of monitoring another person's activity (status updates, photo uploads, photo tags, photo comments, wall posts, friend additions, group memberships, attended events, mutual friends, e.t.c.) on the popular social network of Facebook.
Person A: I was facebook stalking Jennifer for two hours last night.
Person B: Oh really?
Person A: Yeah, Amber added photos from her birthday party and Jennifer was tagged in one of them. However two weeks ago Jennifer RSVPed 'attending' on the guest list for Jack's birthday party which was the same night as Amber's. Then she updated her status to: "Jennifer is going on a date tonight" but according to her relationship status, she's not single!
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Any device that can access the internet and, consequently, facebook; especially when referencing a smart phone
Jenny failed math because she spent every class playing with her facebook machine.
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The act of internally vandalising another persons unlogged out facebook page. This may involve changing any or all of the following: status, profile pic, relationship status, info column, comments, pages joint, etc.
Generally the greatest facebook bombing involves changes such that much of the user's friends don't realise the foul play involved.
An Atomic facebook bombing is similar but involves changing as many things as possible in the most offensive way possible.
example 1: status
Louise Genzby: Just did the biggest shit aye!! Had to chop it up with the spatula to get it to flush!!!
---Reply 1: ewwww gross!!
---Reply 2: TMI!!!
---Reply 3: hahahaa facebook bombed!!!
example 2: page joins
John Henry just joined the groups "Hot Guys", "Anal is Awesome," and "My Mother is Totally Hot"
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when a sexual relationship between two people gets serious enough that it can be entered under a facebook relationship so that everyone in the world can see
boy 1: so you mean that you hu with that girl again, dude this is like the third time in the last week
boy 2: yeah, we are getting pretty serious, i think we are about to become facebook worthy
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1. Act of flirtation between a poker and a pokee.
2. Sexual innuendo for having sex
Example 1: Hey me and this cute chick are facebook "poking" each other right now. Think she likes me?
Example 2: Hey that cute chick I'm always talking about is getting some facebook "poking" by me, if you know what I mean. She wants to keep "poking" me.
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