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The energy field created by all living beings; gives Jedi their powers, yadda yadda
May the force be with you, and all that
The force is the balance between all living thing in the universe, and is typically used by Jedi, Sith Lords, and Magicians. If they are telling the Force to move something, why do they put there hand up. JUST USE YOUR FRICKEN MIND!!!
Remeber. the force will be with you, always.
The imaginary, magical gravitational force that some people seem to think will hold furniture in the back of their truck while flying down the road. This applies to those stupid enough to not even tie it down with a bungee cord. Have witnessed couches and mattresses succumbing to the effects of this strange phenomenon.
As Billy watched his couch fly from the bed of his truck like a piece of tissue paper, he realized furni-force was not all it's cracked up to be.
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