Someone who partakes in the action of fucking a Hot Pocket (abbreviated to 'Hocket' for ease of speech). There are several tiers to Hocket fuckers, ranging from one-time experimenters to individuals who regularly Hocket fuck, climax into, and consume their abused Hot Pockets.
Tony accidentally posted a video of himself fucking a Hot Pocket and went viral across the world. Now everyone knows that Tony is a Hocket fucker. Whoops.
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having sex with someone you meet at a yard sale, auction, or any similar place.
Jon is the ultimate picker fucker, he boned that bald chick with bacne at the estate sale.
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Someone who will fuck anyone, no matter how rank!
God damn, you gotta be shittin' me. He fucked her. She's a "2"! What a scum fucker he is!
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A Lana Del Rey addict, who obssess over Lana and consider her as God (~οΏ£Β³οΏ£)~
E.g:
A: Are u a LIL FUCKER?
B: God damn, yes. I'm waiting for Lana's new album.
A: It'll be released in Feb 31st 2030. Now it's in the chicken cage.
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A person that claims to be pansexual but says they do not, in fact, fuck pans. If you hear a βpansexualβ say they do not fuck pans they are 1 of 2 things. 1 is a liar and 2 is a co fused bisexual.
Person 1: You heard that Amanda was a pansexual?
Person 2: Does she fuck pans?
Person 1: I donβt think soβ¦?
Person 2: Whatever, sheβs a Pan Fucker either way
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muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
Teddy is a muffin fucker because he volunteered to DD us out to the lake but then decided to sleep there instead of driving home like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too
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