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1.75 grams of crack (nominal) which is half a 'game' (3.5 grams) - or 1/8 oz. Crack is normally sold by the 'half' (1/2 gram) which is a tiny little bag of rocks. A half is also called a "$40 piece" (dollar amount may vary) which can be broken down into "$5-$20 pieces" for users who cannot afford more, but they will also pay a much higher rate per gram. A typical, drug-addicted street prostitute will smoke 3.5 grams per day for 3-5 days straight (with no sleep) until the drug, food deprivation and sleep deprivation literally drop her. This is why you see street hookers out at ALL times of the day and night - they need 'food' (more crack). The crack 'energizes' her and makes her feel so good again that she is ready to work some more, to get more crack of course. After a while she becomes insensitive to the high and some dealer/user/pimp will teach her how to inject crack with lemon juice (or vinegar to neutralize the baking soda in the crack) intervenously, to give her a baseline, then smoking will once again give her a buzz. The acid in the lemon juice will eventually burn out her veins the IV will not work any more.
Tony called and he's got half a game...
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A game in which the word "balls" is shouted as loud as possible in the presence of authority, without them noticing. Popular in middle schools, high schools, and other places of immaturity.
a typical round of the balls game:
Student 1: BALLS
Student 2: BALLS!
Student 3: BALLZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!
Student 1: Balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls...
Person with some fucking sense: Shut the fuck up!
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n. The game played where the word "bro" substitutes the rhyming syllable of a pop culture icon. This usually happens after a topic of discussion dwindles down. The more insulting the pop culture reference, the better. Having "bro" in the first and last name is a double whammy that is worth double points. The one who can't make a comeback, loses.
Bro 1: Yo, can I copy your homework for History?
Bro 2: Sure thing Bro J. Simpson.
Bro 1: Alright thanks Angelina Brolie
Bro 2: No problem Broeseph Stallin
Bro 1: David Browie
Bro 2: Browie Buddafubro
Bro 1: Bro Bronas
Bro 2: *winces in pain* Ow, that hurt bro.
Bro 1: That's the bro game my friend.
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The interactions you have with an ex-girlfrend of ex-boyfriend after you have broken up with them. If amidst these interactions it looks like you are doing better than your ex after the break up then it can be said that you won the ex-games or a certain ex-games event.
Rob: Hey Dave, isnt that your ex, Katie eating alone over there?
Dave: Yeah, that's her. I walked by and talked to her a few minutes ago. She sounds miserable. I'm totally winning the ex-games.
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activities that exclude outsiders(from the Christmas song Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer)
It looks like more reindeer games are going on in the background.
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the game in which a group of males sit around a table with a waffle in the middle. the goal of the game is to jack-off onto the waffle while not be that last to cum. whoever is that last to cum on the waffle, or fails to cum onto the waffle must eat it.
a grand pasttime of lonely guys is the waffle game
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The lesser of 2 evils. It's either GameStop, or EB Games.
Though both do pay you nearly nothing for used games, EB Games tends to give more in-store credit for those who wish to do that instead of getting cold hard cash.
EB Games has a wider selection, more console support, and the customer service usually acts like customer service should, unlike GameStop where they try to sell you a bunch of extra stuff you don't need, and don't babble in your ear about their personal opinions.
EB Games Scenario
EB Games: Welcome. How may I assist you today?
Me: I just would like to get Battlefield 2 for PC.
EB Games: Alright, here you are, we index all of our games so we actually know what people are looking for.
Me: How much will this come to.
EB Games: Only about $10.
Me: Ah, that's nice.
EB Games: *Rings up game* Have a nice day.
Me: You too.
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GameStop Scenario
GameStop: YO! What are you looking for today man?
Me: Just Battlefield 2 for PC.
GameStop: Nah man, get Battlefield 2142! Way better!
Me: No, I want Battlefield 2.
GameStop: Why? It's got future weapons!
Me: I already said, I want Battlefield 2.
GameStop: Do you have an ID to verify your age?
Me: You're kidding right?
GameStop: Sorry sir, we need ID for EVERYONE who buys games rated over E.
Me: I thought it was M.
GameStop: Alright sir calm down. If you don't have an ID I can't sell you the game.
Me: ...
GameStop: If you buy Battlefield 2142 I will not card you. ;-)
Me: LISTEN! I do NOT want to buy Battlefield 2142! I already own it, and I want Battlefield 2. I don't care to listen to your stories about how it's so much better. JUST RING UP MY DAMN GAME!
GameStop: Do you have ID?
Me: ...FUCK YOU. I'm going to EB Games. Have fun being a virgin forever, chicks don't like guys who masturbate to half-naked 3D characters in games. Do us all a favor, and just die.
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