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Got The Moves Like Jackson

When a person's dance moves are mind-blowing, innovative, awesome and swagalicious, and they can moonwalk like they are floating on air. In others words, like Michael Jackson.

No offense, Mr. Jagger, but that Maroon 5 song should have said I Got the Moves like Jackson!

by SenseNOTNonsense September 20, 2012

741๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


You Got It, Ma

Typical response when your fat Kraut mother lets one rip at the dining room table. Often accompanied by the fat wench lifting a cheek to help it flow.

While eating the wonderful meal of Spaetzle and wurscht, mommy let a wet fart go, and then Roy said "You Got It, Ma".

by Karl December 31, 2005

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Got me fucked up

1. When someone has underestimated you, or your worth.

2. When someone tries to accuse you of doing or saying something you would never do or say.
3. When someone actually thinks you care, but in actuality you actually don't.
4.When someone thinks they have control over you, but you had control the entire time.

You got me fucked up when you texted me at 2a.m. talking some bullshit about why you are staying away from me, when in reality I'm staying away from you because you are immature and stupid.

by WhoA May 27, 2014

511๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit just got real

An expression that explains how a joking or friendly conversation suddenly took a turn for the worse and is escalating towards a hostel situation and/or a physical scuffle.

Tommy: I have never been so tired in my life
George: That's what your mom said last night
Random Yell from Someone Not Actually Involved: SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

by Darrel charleston November 6, 2007

12401๐Ÿ‘ 1579๐Ÿ‘Ž


Got a date with the health inspector

Someone got raped in prison

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"

by Frixion fred March 18, 2019


I got hands for days.

"I got hands for days" is simply an expression used to mean that the person making this statement usually wins in fist fights.

"That boy said he wants to fight you."
"I ain't worried. I got hands for days."

by cheergrl123 October 23, 2009

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got them monkey nuts

Referring to 100 round drum magazines, also known as drum mags or beta mags. Most reffering to double drums on one magazine hanging below the firearm like a scrotum.

My Glock got them monkey nuts

by GotShh? July 7, 2014

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