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The Action of a man using his rod to "beat the face" off his wife or lover. Usualy used to cause facial damage.
Hendo:Wdc Lads?
The Lads: Were Gonna Zulu War hammer Your Aul Doll Anne While Baby G Watches.
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… A town where people don’t hate you. A town incorporated by Pat and Ken . Also see Simple Man Productions … also see Tidwell Trio❤️
I’m happy as Hale cause I’m from Hammer Down Town
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The result of a Shinobi Wench Hammer from the rear. This can lead to a woman defocating down the man's legs. The easiest way to deal with this is to get her to lick it off with your shinobi moves, or to ram her from the front during the Wench Hammer. Sometimes naming her foeces 'Victory Juice' may increase desire to be hygenically horny within the more sadistical types of female.
Guy 1: "Hey sorry for not getting back to you earlier, i had difficulties cleaning that Wench Hammer Mudslide from under my sack"
Guy 2: "You actually tried the Shinobi Wench hammer?... Gross"
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While plowing a female women you snort a line of cocaine of her clit
The dirty bitch let me do her with the Columbian jack hammer
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A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
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Something said to a person when that person is obviously exceeding expectations. Kind of like, "Go easy, you're doing too good of a job. The others don't stand a chance."
Often applies to being well dressed, just looking sharp or just being too good at a sport.
A reference to MC Hammer's third album.
When you have on a sharp new outfit that's going to help you win over the ladies, a friend might say to you before you go out, "Hammer don't hurt 'em."
Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.
The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.
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