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A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”
“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”
“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”
“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
1st-3rd bases
Bob: Hey this is like the 9th time you hooked up with Amanda
Jim: I know we went advanced this time. Advanced hook up is also 3rd base.
when that one kid gives you school shooter vibes
You: Yo that kid is sus huh
Me: Yeah he gives me sandy hook vibes
You: wdym
Me: like he's gonna pop a cap in the schools ass
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When someone does or says something to you that piques your interest.
What she told me yesterday had me on hook.
Is like when a lion swipes at its prey and hooks one its front paw dewclaws into whatever it's chasing or clouting at, so the prey animal just cant escape.
"I have to stay calm and try and eye-dominate you because if I don’t, and you’re not too thick or lazy, you’re quite capable of rearing up on your hind legs, and then dewclaw-hooking me off this horizontal tree-branch with a swipe of one front paw."
Verb (v); the act of swirling ones finger in the ass of a submissive mate during doggy style coitus, then proceeding to hook the mouth of the submissive, as if they were a fish, with the poppy finger.
Sara did not mind Steve's play of the homested hook because she had recently showered