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a teacher who is so god damn hot you just want to date her until you realize she is way out of your league.
12 year old:"you know MS.IEZZI"
friend:"yeah"
12 year old:"i just want to bang her and date her"
12 year old:"only thing she's married and is out of my league"
friend:"why do hot teachers have to be out of our league?"
12 year old:"word"
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the act of setting your penis alight while inserting it into a woman's anus or vagina
I performed hot meat on your sister. She said it was amazing.
When a baby wakes up in the middle of the night crying from a fart, but quickly goes back to sleep after its passing.
It's probably just hot fartacus. Go back to sleep.
When a male and his female are laying together under the blankets, the male farts, then shakes the blanket - resulting in the fart wafting up towards the female. Opposite of a dutch oven.
Colin straight hit that bitch with a hot eddy , i heard her scream from the other room.
Any class of woman 40 years and older deemed attractive by men 55 years and older.
Have you seen Demi Moore lately, damn she's Campos hot.
Went to the soccer field the other day and noticed alot of the MILFs were Campos Hot.
When its so hot out that tempers get short, and fights flare up. Used esp. for areas in the inner city, where the crime rate seems to go up with the temperature.
"Man, it's stabby-hot out today. I wouldn't hang on the corner unless you feel like getting cut."
Dan touched the hot mango and thought it had been heated up
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