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Greeting a stranger for the first time by farting in their mouth. Walk up to the (normally) female victim, grab them by the ponytail, lift your anus directly into their mouth line and float an air biscuit. in their general direction.
This cultural custom dates back many many years in the acting community. Folk law cites the alleged Comic "Bobby Lee" starting the practice on the set of MAD TV, being the first production to adopt the custom. and was known as a "Korean Hello"
In modern film and television, It is necessary for male actors and comedians to assert dominance over their physically inferior and often less talented female counterparts. "A fine how do you do" if the western version of this ancient Korean American custom.
Synonym. "Korean Hello"
Oh shit dude.. I've got this whole thing with HR on Monday?
What happend?
I gave the one of the copywriters in the marketing department a fine how do you do. The cunt started crying.
Well mate. At least she know's who's the boss now.
Yeah I suppose. I miss the days when I could have just smashed her back doors in instead.
Something a girl says after you ask whats wrong. You messed up in some way and she thinks you know about what you did. Usually done over text.
you: whats wrong?
Her: nothing....
you: oh okay
Her: You know its funny how...
1. If you want to receive an erection to the penis, search sex or some shit on a browser.
2. If you want to erect a building, think of what would make you erect, and show the building materials whatever turns you on. If that doesn't work, if the building didn't automatically erect itself, then hire a contractor or construction team to do it. They are really good at turning that shit on, I think they'll like strippers for the wood, metal, stone, etc.
3. If you can't do any of these, go read a book on this and then see what you can learn from that.
4. If you are still too lazy to do that, why are you reading this? Go do something productive, go have fun, go clubbing, get yourself laid by a 15 year old do whatever your heart feels like. Trust me, it's fun that way.
How do you erect something....
1. Go to p**nhub,com. You know what the site is without the stars.
2. Build it. Get your lazy ass of a chair and go erect it personally.
3. It you're still too lazy to do either of those, go fuck yourself masturbate, I don't care. If you want to be productive, go read, do some gardening, or be interactive with people you care about. I f you don't care about anyone, commit suicide. That's what I did,
This is how you make a Ying Yong Omelette!
Pretty cool right?
Oh, I love eggs!
I love eggs!
How to Make a Ying Yong Omelette?
she isn’t
“how is megan so good at singing”
no she is not HAHA
Whenever you make an advance towards the opposite sex and are blatantly turned down without any notification. Can happen through any median of communication ( i.e. in person at a bar, myspace/facebook/other social networking websites.)
1. "Yea, dude! I was talkin to this hot ass bitch on myspace for like three days straight...non-stop! She was diggin my shit! Then she like stopped talkin to me outta no where! I think she moved to like Dutch Pennsylvania...."
"Naw nigga! She just how now, brown cowed the shit outta you!"
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blue text, fuck you. like this definition
Person 1: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
Person 2: Omg!
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