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The way Slayer fans call their favorite band.
Q: Metallica or Megadeth?
Slayer fan: FUCKING SLAYER!!!
What Hardin Scott calls his girlfriend, Tessa's, coworker named Trevor due to jealousy. Pronounced as "Fooking" Trevor because of his British accent.
Fucking Trevor will be played by the one and only Dylan Sprouse in the upcoming After We Collided movie.
Hardin: Hey baby, how was work at Vance today?
Tessa: It was nice. I was able to get a break and went out to eat lunch with Trevor.
Hardin: Fucking Trevor...
The act of coitus motivated by jealousy and a desire to reassert sexual ownership through aggressive love-making.
Julie "How did that nude photo shoot go on Saturday?"
Candace "It went great, but my boyfriend was there and got insanely jealous."
Julie "That must have been awkward."
Candace "Yeah he got so crazy that when we got home he territory fucked me so hard that I couldn't walk straight."
Julie "Territory fucked?"
Candace "Yeah, he said he had to get his scent all over me so everyone in the future would know that that I belonged to him. I wish he hadn't ejaculated in my eyes though."
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When you really just don't give a fuck or you just don't care anymore.
He's always whining about not having any money. I have no fucks to give Jim since he simply lives off his parents' pity.
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The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.
Bob: "We must commence this battle by vigorously shaking our booty"
Tom: "Nani the fuck?"
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A drink introduced in Ash Vs Evil Dead. According to Ash's recipe, the drink is made using vodka, strawberry liqueur, grenadine, lemonade, orange zest, and nutmeg. Also, it has a "shit ton of Ketamine" in it. The drink is so popular for being so strong that a few sips would get you wasted, that folks would come from the next towns over to try this legendary beverage.
Before Ashley J Williams became famous for killing Deadites, he and his buddy Chet were famous for their legendary beverage, Pink Fuck, found ONLY in Elk Grove, Michigan.
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The Jam fuck is a sex position where the man is laying down, somewhat like reverse cow, but the woman is not on her shins, rather she is on her feet. Works well for people with curved up dicks, like James English.
Ok baby, let’s get into Jam fuck position