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Running the 80's... But hotter...
Did you see the new IQ Elite Skin?..
a black girl who is either mixed or just naturally has ligher skin than most black people.
Light skinned girls, because of their high desirability, often talk to many guys at once flirting and leading all of them on without ever actual putting out. Light skinned girls are also extremely bad at answering phone calls, responding to text messages, or following through with plans. Another trait of a light skinned girl is a constantly vibrating phone from the constant stream of messages, tweets, likes, shares, follows, retweets, and favorited pictures. Conversation with light skinned girls is almost impossible without perfect timing, words must be interjected into their busy schedule of posing for selfies, taking selfies, posting selfies, and giving their selfies tags like "#TeamLightSkin, #NoFilter, #SoUgly, #DontHate, #JustWokeUP, #WishIWasPretty"
Light skinned girls will cause you to lose other potential women by causing you to focus all your efforts into fucking them until realize you're never hitting that.
Tom: What the fuck! I almost got fired the other day for having my phone vibrate in my pocket and Becky's over their texting in front of the manager
Randy: Duh, Becky's a light skinned girl
Travis: Dude i can't believe Shanelle stood me up last night
Mike: Shanelle the light skinned girl?
Travis: yeah!
Mike: Well what'd you expect thats what they do
Kyle: i cant believe i got Shawnna's number
Mark: Yeah i got it 6 months ago...
Kyle: Oh gross i dont want your sloppy seconds!!
Mark: chill bro, she's a light skinned girl. she played like we were gonna fuck for months....i never even made out with her
its another word for beans on toast
yo bitch , get your fatass into the kitchen and throw some skin heads on a raft
The act of of having sex with a woman without a condom aka bareback
"Dude i wanna get with Meghan so bad tonight"
"Go for it man fuck her skins!"
A metaphor for the penis, cock, dick etc.
Damn girl...you tryin to give my flightless skin bird wings?
That sweet brown skin that as soon as you touch it, you are immediately with child. Or 3 or 4 of them.
OMG, So Pedro gave me a hug last week...I missed my period! That Mexican man skin don' impregnated me!!
Toronto mans slang for a high five
Bro 1: Wallahi fam is mans tryna gimme some skin
Bro 2: Sure fam
*high fives*