something behind her ears

In Russia they say she puts something behind her ears to attract men - her knees!

Ludmilla puts something behind her ears to attract men.

breathe through his ears

The descriptive phrase for a man who is expert in the art of orally pleasing a lady. He can stay down there for so long without coming up for air.

"I couldn't believe how good he was last night, that boy can breathe through his ears"

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She likes it in her ear

This a nice way of saying a woman doesn't like giving head because she turns her head every time a dick is in her face.

Man, my girl don't like giving head!
What?!
Yeah man, she likes it in her ear. Everytime I put my dick in her face she turns her head.

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still wet behind the ears

not yet mature or experienced(an allusion to the wetness behind a newborn baby's ears)

As far as education goes, you are still wet behind the ears.

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pointy eared leaf lover

1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves

3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer

Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”

Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”

my left ear hurts

A dreamnotfound moment has happened.

The phrase stemmed from a tiktok where a girl claimed that she has psychic abilities that allow her to feel when energy shifts because it makes her left ear hurt. She went on to say that her left ear started hurting when thinking of/watching dream and george. Thus, she concluded that something was suddenly going on between them.

This tiktok spread to twitter, where the term started being used by both dnfers and nondnfers whenever a “dreamnotfound moment” happened. This term has since spread to tiktok as well.

George: *sends dream a tiktok about wanting to rail him*

The Twitter Timeline: my left ear hurts

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Put a banana in your ear

A very famous phrase and song used in the popular youtube video "Charlie the Unicorn 2". In the video two unicons come up to Charlie and they want him to come along with them to see the Banana King but of course Charlie doesn't want to go because the last time he followed these strange unicorns he lost his kidney. But for some reason he goes anyway. But near the end of the episode they find a strange slug with a santa hat on. The slug soon begins to sing the "Put a banna in your ear" song...

Charlie you look quite down
With your big sad eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Or are in distress
I know what can wipe that sad away
All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true (says who?)
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
You will never be happy
If you live your life in fear
It's true! (says you)
So true!

When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your
Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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