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The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe
Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
Bitch is your mom and your mom is a bitch and it looks like candice.
the funniest and best comeback in the world!!!
"HAHA I BET JAKE LIKED UR GIFTTT"
"i bet your mom liked my gift last night" #EPICGAMERMOMENT
1. your mom's so fat that when she gets in the elevator it has to go down
2. your mom's so stupid that she made you
3. your mom's so ugly that hello kitty said goodbye
Okay all jokes aside. Your mom is your mom. If she’s good to you, you better love her. If she is verbally or physically abusive, don’t simp for her please like get yourself some help.
“Wait who were you with?”
“Your mom.”
“Not fuckin funny man, she is a good mom.”
“Mine’s not. She kick me in the balls when she doesn’t get her drugs.”