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Internet Druggie

Someone who, while playing online video games, admits he/she is high and/or in the process of getting high. Usually these people are phonies who've never smoked a blunt in their lives but thinks it's cool to impersonate someone who has.

killer405- dude i'm so high right now, this blunt is fantastic!
narby1012- i bet you've never smoken pot in your life... you're just another internet druggie.

by m4rchu5n00by March 21, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


internet faggot

Someone who relies on the internet for knowlege. If they don't know what something is, instead of asking you they go to www.google.com, search it, read some random crap then (usualy) act like an expert on it. They always count on other people's experiences rather than their own. This disgusting behavior usualy occurs over AIM because that's the easiest time to search for things on www.google.com. Without the internet they would be nothing.

me: the abrams tank kicks ass. so does the ak47. its a powerful mofo and pwnts newbs

Gaydes: The M1A2 Abrams Main Battle Tank has a AGT-1500 turbine engine with a 120mm M256 Smooth Bore Cannon.
The Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 shoots a 7.62 ร— 39 mm cartridge and has a barrel length of 415 mm.

me: you fucking internet faggot you are so fucking gay.

by Peetars August 25, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


hello internet

A cringe video by Daniel Howell aka Dan Is Not On Fire

Hello internet is so cringe

by Such cringe May 24, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet Prank

A prank located on the World Wide Web, usually disguised as a hyperlink.

Ryan: GAHHHHHHHH!
Michael: Whats wrong dude?
Ryan: I just opened up that link you sent me; <www.1227.com>.
Michael: Don't you hate Internet Pranks? Lol.

by Michael Who? February 24, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


internet wuss*

An internet wuss is someone who can be a complete asshole on the internet and say shit about everything but in real life is a fucking kiss-ass nice guy. For example if its your boyfriend, online he could be like "Youre such an uncaring selfish bitch! Stop talking so much!" Then in real life turn around and softly set his hand on your shoulder. "Darling, shh... concider everyone else's feelings"
These people are everywhere.

Oh get the fuck away from me, Tom. I dont want any of your internet wuss bullshit.

Stop hiding behind your computer screen and fight me for real you damn rpging internet wuss*.

by Lilllith November 25, 2005

19๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Not on Beyoncรฉโ€™s Internet

trying to figure out what this means exactly - maybe urban dictionary can help?! Recently Kimberly Latrice Jones posted something on IG, and one commenter responded with a laughing-crying emoji and the comment โ€˜Not on Beyoncรฉโ€™s Internet!โ€™ There are some examples of use online but no clear definition.

Not on Beyoncรฉโ€™s Internet!

by witawital November 6, 2021

29๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


internet whore

Usually a "scenester"
Also generally either
*overweight
*acne ridden
*mind numbingly stupid
Takes many many pictures to post on myspace, all of which are from above, looking down, high contrast to disguise their bad complexion

"lyke, omg, evryone l00k at my new pix!11"

"baby u are teh sexxx!!! lol"

by the honest truth July 12, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž