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In the late 20th century, scholars discovered that the dead sea scrolls mention God’s motor as being the SR20det manufactured by Nissan. Many other engines claiming to be god’s motor are thought to be false messiahs.
“The SR20 was in-fact god’s motor and it was prophesied that a v8 type engine would eventually self proclaim to be god’s motor. This event signals the end of days and even worse; good taste. motoronomy 1-342”
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A person with incredible defense in basketball
You see Prettyboyfredo? He's a clamp god!
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Don't fuck with me! I've got the power of God and Anime on my side
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The act used to gain leverage in the doggy style position. It involves inserting one's thumb into the anus of a female and gripping her lower back with the other four fingers, forming a handle, in order to thrust her body onto one's penis repeatedly.
After sucking my thumb for lubrication, I stuck it in Katie's ass and took hold of God's Handle so that I could gain more momentum as I pounded her into multiple orgasms.
The pinch of tobacco that is missing from a can of moist tobacco. Copenhagen is usually the only brand that does this. Don't worry, you still get the same amount of tobacco, it is just more condensed and contains less stems than other brands such as Grizzly or Skoal.
Jake: Man they should did take a God's Pinch outta this one!
Luke: That's why you should dip Grizzly. I always get a full can.
Jake: Nah, Copenhagen is life.
Luke: LOL whatever you say.
The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.
Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"
Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”
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"The Almighty Dick." This type of dick is rare to come across and is most pleasent in sex. This dick will steal your girlfriend, wife, side bitch, mom, and even your grandma if she is still living.
Female 1: Have you ever heard of a God dick?
Female 2: Yes! I wish I could come across one :(