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Jews have been through so much that because of that they have no reason to lie. So a jew fact is something that is true beyond any disbelief.
Sue: "Are polar bears extinct?"
Jose: "No."
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Jose: "Yes, polar bears are still alive."
Sue: "Is that a jew fact?"
Jose:"Yes."
a jew that lives in the mountains of assyira.
the mountin jew have been living in the Assyrian mountains for around 1000.
The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.
Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.
A similar action to pistol whipping but with gold chains.
Man you just got jew whipped
a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.
why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew
A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?
God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.