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sloppy john

When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.

My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.

by NotoriousK30304 December 12, 2013

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


john roy

a very large poop that is satisfying when unleashed in a toilet

o man i got to drop a john roy at the store

by boathouse January 11, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


john digweed

One of the world's best known progressive house djs who broke in to the dance music industry with a residency alongside Sasha at the Renaissance Club in England. He went on to hold a legendary residency at Twilo, NYC (1996-2001) where he played between 8-12 hours on the last Friday of every month. After the closure of the club he has toured tirelessly, playing about 200 shows per year on every continent on the planet.

John Digweed tore the roof off the club last night when he played Luke Dzierzek's remix of "Out of the Curious".

I wish I could see John Digweed spin at Twilo just once, those were legendary club nights.

by TwiloGhost November 26, 2007

30๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


john mccain

Pre 2000, a decent guy. Post 2000 a flipfloping political whore with bush's hand up his ass controling his every thought....which makes one wonder just where mccain's brain is.

John MCcain will lie to the religious right just like Bush did in order to get a job that pays $200,000 a year and then fuck the people that voted for him in order to become the United States first real dictator.

by kiobe May 16, 2007

3899๐Ÿ‘ 1934๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Wickโ€™d

(Verb) past tense; The act of going to kill some fucker because they: killed your favorite dog, stole your car, blew up your house, or completely fucked up your day in some way shape or form. This occurs more often when the personโ€™s spouse has deceased.

Ashley: โ€œWhat did you do to the people that stole your car?โ€
Jimmy: โ€œI John Wickโ€™d there asses!โ€

by Jaybo524 December 16, 2017


John Pullen

bald man who is the lord of all

"wow he is such a John Pullen"

by Aaron Girn August 29, 2020


John Bermo

A ledgend of a Demi-God Will Punch every leg going Once gave a bender a hickey (GAZZA CONNOLY) Will Bermo slam the fuck out of your anus if you don't have homework or will give you a green incident on a good day

Damn look it's John Bermo

by King Steve Toast head October 3, 2019