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sloppy john

When your chick puts a gob of rubbing vasoline in her mouth and then slobbers it all over your dick. She then proceeds to give you a nasty handjob.

My chick just gave me the nastiest sloppy john last night.

by NotoriousK30304 December 12, 2013


john roy

a very large poop that is satisfying when unleashed in a toilet

o man i got to drop a john roy at the store

by boathouse January 11, 2009


john digweed

One of the world's best known progressive house djs who broke in to the dance music industry with a residency alongside Sasha at the Renaissance Club in England. He went on to hold a legendary residency at Twilo, NYC (1996-2001) where he played between 8-12 hours on the last Friday of every month. After the closure of the club he has toured tirelessly, playing about 200 shows per year on every continent on the planet.

John Digweed tore the roof off the club last night when he played Luke Dzierzek's remix of "Out of the Curious".

I wish I could see John Digweed spin at Twilo just once, those were legendary club nights.

by TwiloGhost November 26, 2007


john mccain

Pre 2000, a decent guy. Post 2000 a flipfloping political whore with bush's hand up his ass controling his every thought....which makes one wonder just where mccain's brain is.

John MCcain will lie to the religious right just like Bush did in order to get a job that pays $200,000 a year and then fuck the people that voted for him in order to become the United States first real dictator.

by kiobe May 16, 2007


John Cenafication

the stare of which you turn invisible

i was sent into john cenafication

by Kroaknos Shakelin March 14, 2016


Original John

(verb) To drink bourbon and smoke a pipe while playing monopoly. Usually includes sorting opposing players into Hogwarts Houses.

"Hey you guys want to go out tonight, drink some vodka and try to pick up girls at The Club?"

"Definitely not, let's Original John it tonight."

by Mayja Layza April 24, 2013


John Chan

Nerd, 2007 graduate of Early College in Guildford. He has 6 degrees, in Civil Engineering, City Planning, Sports Management, Economics and Advanced Calculus. He also took AP biology, AP chemistry and AP physics. Universities he has been to include, Harvard, Yale, UBC, USC, LSU and UT.

John Chan graduated in 2007 and is currently working as CEO for All Around Business Co. He is also an avid sportsman, being a recruit and a 5 star watch for the Walonga Taildogs of the AFL, following his arrival in Australia and knowledge in AFL.

by Mindhack Diva September 08, 2023