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A group of girls who like girls, also known as the lansdale lesbians. These lesbians are not like any other group of girls. They are led by the queen of the lansdale lesbians, also known as L.L. Queen B. Known for drinking beers anywhere they are welcome and getting the most pussy, these girls are the nicest, funniest, most bad ass, nastiest, most clever bitches you'll ever meet in your lifetime.
Yo where are you going tonight?" "I'm gonna hangout with the Lansdale lesbians. We'll probably down some beers and get into some mischief..."
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Some guy who thinks that being turned on by women kissing and grossed out by penises makes him a lesbian, apparently missing the fact that he's male. Male lesbians usually talk about how they're male lesbians all the time and expect actual lesbian/bi women to think this is awesome.
Guy: I'm a male lesbian!
Lesbian: What?
Guy: Because I'm attracted to women, so I'd be a lesbian if I weren't a dude!
Lesbian: ...again, what?
Guy: Don't you think it's cool that I admire lesbians so much?
Lesbian: No. Go away.
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The “Lesbian Apocalypse” is a rapidly growing Tiktok trend in which lesbians will all put the lesbian flag in their profile picture and mass follow each other until Tiktok won’t let them anymore. The trend is almost a symbolic response to the many hardships and traumas that are caused by nonlesbians. Even other queer people. Another word for this is “Lesbiphobia”. It only takes place in June (Pride Month) and will more than likely be a popular shared tradition within the lesbian community from here on out.
“Guys, it’s May 31, the Lesbian Apocalypse starts tomorrow! Introduce yourselves to each other in the comments below! I can’t wait to have more lesbian mutuals!”
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A girl whose love for horses reaches a sexually charged obsession. Riding on a saddle will often stimulate a lot girl's clitoris, which can be an enjoyable experience. But some girls never learn that a mentally-healthy source of sexual stimulation should be another human and develop an unhealthy habit of equestrian genital grinding to deal with their otherwise natural urges.
I don't plan on letting my daughter ride a horse until I'm certain that she's lost her virginity. I want her to enjoy herself with a human boy (or girl) so she doesn't go through life as a disgusting horse lesbian.
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A “demiboy lesbian” is a person who thinks it’s okay to invade lesbian spaces and thinks it’s okay to include male aligned genders into lesbianism which no that is not okay ffs they are the most brainwashed delusional mfs out there.
Ron: “My friend told me they are a demiboy lesbian today!!”
Rex : “oh…..Tell them that is not okay and never will be they can use the term trixic!”
Ron : “oh…okay ! I hope they understand that it’s not okay to do that”
the demiboy lesbian still continues to identity as a lesbian knowing damn well that no lesbian is gonna want there ugly ass
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A thing that bitchless men call themselves
Person 1: Im a Male lesbian
Person 2: You mean you get no bitches?
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An empty Domino's Pizza box found in a trashcan.
Hey! did Kimo find pizza in that shitcan?
No! It's lesbian pizza. He's just chewing on the box!
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