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Creepy expression asked when reaching for the top of the panties while trying to see a girl's vagina. It usually follows a horribly pathetic conversation about different pubic hair styles including, but not limited to, bikini, brazilian, peruvian, and ecuadorian.
Guy: Wait, tell me again what brazilian is?
Girl: Its when its all gone
Guy: And thats what you are?
Girl: No, I'm bikini
Guy: And whats that?
Girl: A triangle
Guy: You know it would be easier if you just showed me...
Girl: ummm (pulls skirt back)
Guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?
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This is the last step for a successful oopst It's stealing something before you leave the house (usually D.V.D's) from a stranger you just blew your load on, while she is in the bathroom cleaning it off the cum. Make sure you won't see this bitch again. And if you do, try to oopst her again.
Man, I totally oopst that bitch and on the way out, I did a don't mind if I do and took some of her D.V.D's.
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When you put a thought in the back of your mind and intent to get back to it later only to forget what is was. Happens when you have too much to worry about right now.
Stan: "Did you complete your assignment for Monday?"
ME: "Oh SHIT !!! I completely forgot, with all the preparations for Sharon's birthday this week. I guess it fell off the back of my mind !!!
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just help....me pls im losing my mind on urban dictionary
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This person has a piss kink
So if you name your friend mega mind's left bade sack, they have a pisskink
Person 1: Did you know if you name someone Mega mind's left ball sack they have a piss kink
Person 2: Dude no way, that means.... I have a piss kink
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This is when you give overstimulate her sexually to the point where her mind literally goes blank, can be identified when you see her eyes rolling, her making an ahead face, etc
Yo bro, I'm finna eat her pussy out, bouta make her mind go blank
different states of mind under marijuana
from the book of senses.I have chosen a scale from 1-5 to describe this:
1:This is achieved from one to two hits and make the person more relax.kinda like a cigaret feeling.it also makes the person more aware
2:This stage known as Buzzed happens with approximately 5 hits.at this stage the person is high even though he doesnt immediately doesnt undersand it.
3: This stage also known as high usually happens between 8-10 hits and the person clearly knows he is high and and reacts to it.this is the desired stage for most people.however the problem with this stage is that although it feels great originally,it loses its greatness in less than an hour and the person starts to come down.
4:This stage also known as toasty happens between 12-18 hits and the person is not really himself and can barely walk.everything is in its ultra funniness and the person can not think.(perfectly mixing different kinds of marijuana makes this better.
5: OD: most people think it is impossible to overdo on weed but that is incorrect.anything more than 20 hits from DIFFERENT types of weed gives the person a major headache and extreme seat in different situations.this is not desired
Notes:
-weed used in the experiment is a "good" dro(not medical,not swag).
-every hit is a rip and not a \/ hit.
-if a person hasnt smoked before are NOT able to feel that they are high untill they reach level 3.however if the person have been high before can get to stage 2 and still feel high
-being high is a state of mind that is only achieved by understanding it.unlike drinking.
different states of mind under marijuana
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