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NO this is not a holiday this is gross and stupid if she/him/they don't want it don't make them bitch
national rape day is disgusting bitch
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National Cadence Day is a day to celebrate all your fellow friends named Cadence!! National Cadence Day takes place on March 31st.
"oh my gosh! it's national cadence day!"
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National Mgk Day is August 13th. Go celebrate the rapper on this date!
August 13th is National Mgk Day. This was confirmed by Mgk himself a made up date by a fan. Go love Mgk on August 13th! Mgk is amazing!
On April 17th you can flirt with anyone you want without cheating even if someone is dating someone else.
"Hey cutie"
"I have a girlfriend"
"so? Its national flirt day!"
The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.
1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner
4. penis
5. dick
6. cock
7. schlong
"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"
"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."
A day that we celebrate people with the name “Lola”. Happens every august 4th
Someone: Its national Lola day. Time to spend my august 4th with some people named Lola!
choke your partner while you kiss them day
(most girls like this day bc the secretly liked being choked especially the more "innocent" ones.)
(choke her softly then firmly grasp her throat harder)
girl1:did you see that girls boyfriend choke her...damn she's lucky asf.
girl2: oh ik why its bc its October, national choking month!