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When a man is on all fours, and a woman is on top of him with her knees tucked up under his arm pits, her stomach on his back, and shye is giving him a rimjob, while jerking him off
alabama crab dangle, with a twist, not
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when chewing tobacco, you peel apart the vagina lips and use it to spit your greasy chew juice into to use as lubrication.
the girl i fucked last night was so dry i gave her the ole alabama spit cup to grease her up a bit.
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what i have in my pants. it is also very talented, as it can sing all of the billboard top 50 as well as drive much better than me. its office is larger than mine and its secretary is hotter than mine.
quite frankly, i'm jealous of my alabama black snake.
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The act of taking a shit into a womens vagina and then soon after, eating the shit.
Al- Dude tony your an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
Tony- Yeah i love those i eat them all the time!
Al- You dont even know what the are do you?
Tony- Nope!
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A hot tub filled to the brim with semen and other sexual body fluids from both genders. Must be placed out in the hot sun of Alabama so that anyone sitting in it will be surrounded by bubbling hot cum. A fantastic experience for the whole family to enjoy.
Kinky Girlfriend: Hey I've been kinda bored lately. Do you wanna try something new?
You: Like what?
Kinky Girlfriend: An Alabama Hot Tub.
You: Well only if I can tie you up and drown you in it.
Kinky Girlfriend: Bring the yellow clarinet.
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A long stick with a noose at the end to grab a nigger's neck and bring him wherever you go.
Guy 1: "What happened to that nigger you saw in your yard?"
Guy 2: "I used my Alabama Monkey Grabber to get him away from my property."
Guy 1: "... Silly niggers..."
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when a guy is getting dry humped or rubbed on in any way whether little or big and pre-cums his drawers and then sits down afterwards from embarassment and then obtains the feeling of sitting in a wet diaper. now understand that if you have no extra underwear to change into and decide to actually sit and let your sap dry up it eventually turns into an alabama key lime pie.
Alabama Cream Pie
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