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Cookie dough

Cookie dough is the holy grail of food; an utterly amazing, brilliant, treat that is considered the most delicious food in many places. You make it with just the right amount of salt and with as many chocolate chips as possible. Cookie dough is known to relieve stress and release endorphins which makes you happy. Cookie dough is one of the best foods in the whole entire history of the whole wide world and I urge you, reader, to try it and experience true happiness.

“Ugh im so sad 😭 “
“Maybe you should try cookie dough!”
*after eating cookie dough*
“Omg I feel so amazing! Cookie dough is the best food in the whole entire history of the whole wide world!!”

by Violet ╰[ ⁰﹏⁰ ]╯ August 30, 2020


Ass cookies

An adjective used to describe cookies that taste like ass 🍑

Those are some ass cookies
These cookies taste like ass

by Hairyfannyellen June 13, 2019


gateway cookie

A basic cookie, maybe a Fig Newton, that will eventually lead you to eating Erin’s Heavenly cookies. Her cookies eventually become only way to find relief in your ever growing cookie addiction.....

Fig Newtons are a gateway cookie

by Cookie Monster37727 April 26, 2019


Strange Cookie

A strange cookie is someone who is strange and does weird things.

Genesis: *humming jeopardy music*
Quincy: You are one strange cookie.

by sophieaa March 3, 2020


cookie boner

when ur pp looks long but its as soft as a cookie out of the oven

my dads pp was a cookie boner

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023


Clover cookie

Clover cookie is best cookie run and gets bitches . Clovers bitches are literally - Red velvet , Herb , Licorice , Almond , Dark choco , Fig , Parfait , Espresso , Madeline , And more !

Person A -- " Did you know Clover cookie is my favorite CRK character ? "
Person B -- ' Ill suck u off for ur W opinion '

by ImALoserInLoveeeee November 21, 2022


Cookie Sneak

Something that’s made up by someone for the sole purpose of making people perceive it as real for a few years and people attempting to find it or think about it, with it working.

1. “I should’ve known his ludicrous statement about his fight with a tiger was a cookie sneak.”
2. “This lost film seems like one giant cookie sneak.”

by Godlys July 21, 2023