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a response given to someone who always asks "have seen my ____." Especially useful when said person took little or no time to actually "look" on their own.
Stupid Roomate: "Have you seen my car keys?"
You: "Look with your eyes, not with your mouth."
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The act of being obvious in your intentions to have sex with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.
This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.
nice guy: You know that beautiful girl I've been chasing for months? She just friend-ed me.
Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.
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A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.
Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'
Person 2:'your mum'
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wednesday October 23 is national make your crush yours day. Ask them to be yours!
Hey, on october 23rd it’s make your crush yours day!
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A usless expression started by God who knows, just to annoy the hell out of us
''What did you do last night?''
''your mom''
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the part of the central nervous system that, with some apparent exceptions, is in the cranial cavity of every person's head. If you don't understand this, you are probably one of the exceptions.
Dude, you were so drunk out of your mind you slept with that...?
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An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.
Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.
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