the virtual g-spot now known as the e-spot
"bruh my e-sex game boutta go crazy!"
"oh yea what you do?"
"jus downloaded aimbot for vr chat! I can finally find my girl's e-spot!"
"YOOOOOOOOOO" "wanna play"
"AYOOOOOOOO"
when you're cleaning your ears with q-tips and you hit the spot that tickles the back of your throat and it makes you want to cough.
"yeah, sex is cool. but have you ever hit your e-spot?"
An out of the way space only reachable by the skillful climbing of a dexterous and goofy little gnome.
Dude, I found a sick Gnome Spot behind some barrels in the Lion's Pride Inn.
When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces
The other night during very vigorous sex I gave Valerie a spotted blumpkin.
After a feed of pints, preferably stout, after letting a fart, a shart ensues. Nipping it in the bud leaves a little residue in the boxers, akin to someone revving and spinning a car wheel and leaving a small streak in the tarmacaden.
Jesus I was in bad shape last night. Had a feed of Guinness and ended up flat spotting the tyres during a presentation at work.