suck me noodles bro

When one drains the life out of a elderly transvestite by ejaculating onto a smart phone of wich has been inserted into a anal crevis with David Cameron, prince Philip, the savior of earth (Donald j trump) and a love child between Isis and the kkk

Stop and suck me noodles bro I can't kamakarzy on me own two foreskins

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you like dah noodle

First You Must Speak in an Asian Accent

Example:

Tyler: Hey James

James: Oh Herro

Tyler: Bahaha

James: You like dah noodle?

Tyler: 0.o The Fuck..

James: (walks away with smile)

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Getting My Noodles Wet

Some one wettin ur penis whether a gurl suckin you literally or a boy jockin your noodles

Jordan Everett was getting my noodles wet

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toaster bunny pool noodle

a delicacy at chars house involving standing on one foot and pretending to be Hawaiian

If my bean doesn’t become a buddy, i'll eat a toaster bunny pool noodle

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eating my chicken noodle soup

When sumone tries and take the credit for sumthing you have done.

You take the trash out and your brother tries and take the credit for it. Damn, bro. Why you eating my chicken noodle soup...

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Obama cock slapper Arby noodle

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom

So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

Slurpy town on a noodle bowl

Slurping down/licking the juice off a dude's hairy balls.

After we came, my balls were drenched so she went to slurpy town on a noodle bowl on me.

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