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To experience anal sex for the first time
"I got my brown wings with Sarah the other night"
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MAC DRE: "I don't want no bobby brown, I want Al green!
If you got that Bobby, don't come around me, I need that shit from Humboldt county"
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The act of deficating on another person's anus/vagina/eyes/mouth and then pouring glitter on it for decoration. This can cause 'decorated' faeces for many months, as glitter cannot be digested.
"Our sex life has got so boring recently so we tried a Brown Dazzler last night and I really was dazzled!"
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When a guy stupidly wipes his ass from back to front and does with too much vigor which results in smearing plop on his nutbag, thus giving him a brown bag.
"Dude, I was drunk and wiped back-to-front. It was more viscous than I had initially anticipated, and well, I wound up brown baggin' it."
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A very underrated eye color due to its commonness.
Brown eyes are black holes that hold adventure and mystery, but when they are in the sun they turn golden and vibrant holding hope.
People with brown eyes are the best people.
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a girl who is too ugly to fuck but you would fuck her with a bag over her head
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Formed in 1950, they were named for their legendary coach Paul Brown. They won their title in their first year of existance, taking 2 more crowns in 1954 and 1955 and making the playoffs 9 times during the 1950s. They contined to play good football in the 1960s and early 1970s but could not make it to another championship game. The 1980s were filled with disappointment. The team had 7 playoffs during the decade but could not reach the Super Bowl, losing the AFC Championship game, each time to the Denver Broncos, in 1986, 1987, and 1989. The 1986 game featured the famous Denver comeback known as The Drive, which crushed the hopes of Bernie Kosar and the Browns. After a 1994 playoff berth, team owner Art Modell relocated the team to Baltimore following the 1995 season after a dispute with the city over the building of a stadium. Angered fans saw a new incarnation of the team, the expansion Browns, return in 1999. Since then, they have 1 playoff berth, in 2002.
"And John Elway has orchistrated an amazing comeback, and he will head to the Super Bowl. It's all over, the Broncos have broken the hearts of the Cleveland Browns in one of the great collapsed in NFL history."
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