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Another word for a simp. A dan will try way too hard with a girl and will ALWAYS put a them in front of the boys. When confronted he will deny it but it is common knowledge that the word simp and dan are synonymous.
"That kid jack over there is trying way too hard right now"
"That kids always been such a Dan"
The world's greatest and fantastic COCK SUCKER. All it takes is one glance and you will be drawn in to him like mind control then he will presume to vigorously suck your cock so hard that you liver and kidneys will be sucked straight into his stomach. If you're female it doesn't matter, he will split your legs and you will sprout a cock from which the hole your vagina once was. There is no safety...
Boy 1: Dude don't turn around, that's Dan and if you see him it won't end well for you
Boy 2: I'm sure it's fine what's the worst that could happen? *turns around*
Boy 1: I warned you
Dan: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK
Boy 2: *literally fucking loses their kidney and liver
Dan: NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO PEEK, NO COCK IS SAFE. I SHALL SUCK THEM ALL
looks like cal the dragon when he wears a headband. cannot drive for shit.
person 1: did you hear about dan?
person 2: no and i don’t want to i hate that loser
The ultimate being
Person 1: "i could beat dan"
Person 2 (sensible one) "nah"
The right hand of god.
The coolest person you will ever meet!
(Main character )
Person 1: Man, I don’t know what to do! There is no way we can fix this ourselves.
Person 2: Don’t worry I know what to do!!! Call DAN!
Person 1: Well what’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Are you kidding???? He is the right hand of God, he can do anything! There’s nothing he can’t do!!!!!!!!!!