Sport Mode

Sport Mode refers to when your Johnson looks like a toddler’s after physical activity, hot or cold weather or in the shower. The bloodflow goes to different parts of the body leaving you looking like a flat balloon.

Dammit, my girl saw me in sport mode for the first time, now she keeps calling me earthworm Jim.

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goblin mode

Ethan

Only mfers named Ethan go goblin mode

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Bry Mode

A state of delusion in which one believes they posses the ability to influence others with their self-perceived wrath, while in actuality the individual is throwing a tantrum like a helpless two-year-old. The effects of which rarely cause surrounding witnesses to do more than roll their eyes.

"You better do what I tell you to or else I'll go Bry Mode! Waahh, waaahhhhh, waaaahhhhhh! WAAAAAHHH!... You're mean. I'm telling!"

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Kip Mode

The act of going to sleep

After I had finished fucking the 7th girl of the evening, I went kip mode to rest my aching bollocks

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Triece mode

The epitome of modes. A level above beast mode.

Bro, i was playin my brother in Madden, and i scored 78 points on em! I was in straight up Triece Mode!

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Lesbian Mode

The feeling after indulging on too much food, you become so full you don't feel like doing dick. Similar to The Itis, when you become sleepy after eating food or getting some booty.

Bro I totally went into Lesbian Mode after that last meal.

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bitch mode

To get on your big pants, big boxers, and Lil Wyte shirt, and get down to the bitching out.

"That pisses me off, maynne. I'mma get my bitch mode on!"

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