Peter

Has a little retard of a kid that is also ugly as fuck

Peters sprem is fucked up

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blue peter

A pre rolled joint "here's one I rolled earlier"

Friend 1 "I need to roll"
Friend 2 "it's cool I got my blue peter"

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willy peter

-slang. Army officer or cadet that is/has attended the United States Military Academy at West Point. Usually negative.

"That Lieutenant is such an asshole."
"Dude, he's a willy peter."
"Oh. That explains it."

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Salt peter

another name for cum, or man juice

The girl that sucked me off las night was so bad i just had to
spray my salt peter up her nostral

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peter pham

a fucking gaylord that fucking talks shit on people jus cuhs they dont fucking go out wit him

fucking peter go fuck yourself like yoo always fucking do

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Peter Pipelayer

(a.k.a. Pipe-layin' Pete) Any guy named Pete who plunges his dick into someone's mud hole...(possibly causing a severe case of Mud Butt).

Pete: Did you ever meet Peter Pipelayer?
Marissa: No, who's that?
Pete: I'll show you. *turns her over, rips off her skirt and begins*
Marissa: *screaming*
*30 minutes pass*
Marissa: *Wiping tears from her eyes while walking out of the bathroom*.... YOU GAVE ME MUD BUTT!!!!!!

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winston peters

nz politician, conman, tax sponge, causes problems, gets called out on them then runs away until the next election, then tries to become valid again. pretty much what an 80 series landcruiser would look like if it was human, rings all the bells but ultimately just an over rated problem causing asshole that will cost you money but has a leather exterior instead.

pulled a winston peters
that's the sort of thing winston would do
seemed reliable at the start
can't believe he let me down again
but he promised

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