Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.
Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.
A poop that is very difficult to take. A hostile defecation. Your butthole’s worst nightmare.
from the French “Peaux Vaillon” meaning “villainous poo”
After eating Taco Bell, I struggled with the greatest poop villain known to man.
The feeling of relief and relaxation that one gets after a very satisfying poop.
OMG! That was such great poop! I feel so much better. I have poop fatigue now.
Where everyone enjoys suspect Mexican food the night before and then gathers in a dirt hole with a pail and competes to see who can fill their poop pail first.
Ain't no party like a poop party cuz a poop party doesn't end until your poop pail is full.
The act of Facebook stalking while taking a dump.
Yo, did you know that Maranda Jane got arrested last night? I saw it on Facebook while I was poop snooping this morning.
When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.
When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!
Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!