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The type of poop that happens when you are in a rush. You try really hard to get it out and it comes out as a liquid. It all comes out at once and you don’t even need to wipe.
Mom:”You take too long to poop, I bet you $50 you can’t poop in under a minute.”
Me: Takes a Naruto poop
Me: “Mom give me my $50”
Mom: “You didn’t take a dump”
Mom: looks in toilet
Mom: passes out immediately because of the horrid smell and the yellow poop inside the toilet.
When you take a crap out the window in a moving car and it hits a hitchhiker
Oh crap I hit a hitchhiker guess he is a Poop Hiker
A towel that has been used as a toilet.
Dude, did you see that poop towel by the Cinerama!
Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.
Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.
A poop that is very difficult to take. A hostile defecation. Your butthole’s worst nightmare.
from the French “Peaux Vaillon” meaning “villainous poo”
After eating Taco Bell, I struggled with the greatest poop villain known to man.
The feeling of relief and relaxation that one gets after a very satisfying poop.
OMG! That was such great poop! I feel so much better. I have poop fatigue now.