Texas Steam Pot

When a man is taking a big shit while getting head from another person

There's nothing better than a good ol' texas steam pot

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No kitty, this is my pot pie

*meow*
"NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!"
*meow*
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!"
*meow*
"MOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
"What?"

"No kitty, this is my pot pie" is perhaps one of the funniest masterpieces in South Park.

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shit or get off the pot

"make a decision." This phrase is most commonly used towards a person or group whom the speaker feels are behaving indecisively. Often occurs in tense situations where the speaker believes a quick decision is necessary or urgent. Sometimes delivered as "life advice."

"Shit or get off the pot. Don't just sit there waiting for a better option, or hoping someone will fix it for you."

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Turkish hot pot

A turkish hot pot was a newish school term, for shitting in a vagina, and beginning to lick it out. A disgusting school boy phrase.

I would like a turkish hot pot.

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Awfully hot Coffee pot

Something hot that you’d drop on someone.

”That’s an awfully hot coffee pot/ Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not.” -Eminem BET cypher 2017.

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New Orleans Neti-Pot

Using a partner’s nostril as a sexual orifice during ejaculation, causing semen to enter the partner’s sinus cavity and exit through the opposite nostril.

I knew Karrie wouldn’t swallow, so I surprised her with a New Orleans Neti-Pot

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Arse like a Nutella pot

A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.

Mick, you used up a whole bog roll in there. Sorry mate, I had an arse like a Nutella pot.