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put on your pajamas arthur

A way of ignoring someone in a severely condescending manner.

Sir, don't go in there. The paint isn't ready

Put on your pajamas arthur.

by ponytrekker February 1, 2014

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Put your head in a bag

To surripiteously smoke a bowl on the beach by getting low to the ground and sticking your head in your backpack like you are looking for something. You then proceed to light up.

I put my head in my bag on the beach today.

by Tim June 11, 2003

7๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


put that in your pipe and smoke it

Instructions describing the proper sequence of one of the common methods of ingesting marijuana. In such form it can be broken into two steps.

Step 1: put that (marijuana) in your pipe.

Step 2: smoke it.

It should be noted that these instructions leave out the critical steps: attain marijuana, pull out the seeds in your cheap-ass shit, and use the lighter to enflame the illegal substance.

Person 1: "Hey man, what should I do with this marijuana?"

Person 2: "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

Person 1: "I still don't understand."

by Tom March 30, 2005

75๐Ÿ‘ 196๐Ÿ‘Ž


roadhard put away wet

this is a real booze bag slut. she has been on the road and had sex with many and left moist, vaginally, because she is such a dirty whore. she will typically wear leather, have a shitty tatoo and a feathered hair cut.

Man, that bitch looks roadhard put away wet.

by Caligreens December 17, 2006

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Put In A Spliff

A term used when an event involving someone beating someone else at something occurs.
Synonyms include โ€œBilled In A Zootโ€

โ€œYou just got put in a spliffโ€

by Lord DUBS January 31, 2020

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Put Your Purse Down

a saying used to tell a man to put down his womenliness and let his testosterone conquer the large amount of estrogen that he has. in other words, man up and stop being such a wimp

Thomas: dude, im so scared that shes gonna reject me.
Michael: gosh thomas, put your purse down and go freakin ask her out.

Life would be ten times better if everyone would just put their purses down.

I feel like such a man since i put my purse down.

by band_nerd_15 February 1, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


put a quarter in your ass

Shut the hell up.

I heard enough, put a quarter in your ass!

by Solidome January 30, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž