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Giving someone a helicopter ride is the act of spinning around in circles while riding on someone's penis or strap-on device.
Person 1: I want to give you a helicopter ride!
Person 2: sounds hot. Been too long since I've had me a good ole helicopter ride.
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This is a term typically used by senior management when they want you to focus all efforts on the newest "shiny thing" that just popped up. The new thing is often less important than your usual work and will distract you to the point that they will later ask you why you aren't meeting deadlines. When someone tells you to ride herd, this should be a moment where you question your career choice.
Hey Todd, can you get Sam on the phone and ride herd till this is figured out?
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Going out in a car with some friends looking for some fun.
Yo Alan what ya wanna do tommorow?
Hoo Ride
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What happens when you're nailing a chick from behind and just as you're about to blow your wad, you tell her she's the ugliest biznatch you've ever screwed... and hang on for dear life.
"That nasty hoe gave me a wild ride."
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When you do or say something that makes you seem retarded. From the Hallmark Hall of Fame movie of the same name starring Rosie O'Donnell in which she plays a "challenged" person who, surprisingly, rides the bus with her sister. What could have been a touching portrayal was ruined by the fact that she spent the majority of the movie screaming and acting like an insane monkey rather than a noble portrayal of a person with mental handicaps. So really, you are acting more like an insane monkey than a retarded person. Shortened version of Riding the Bus with My Sister.
"Don't put aluminum foil in the microwave. You are so Riding the Bus when you do that."
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(b)ride or b-ride refers to the current spouse or partner that isnt what you deserve to be with, but for which you either settled for or were roped into due to fate, defective condoms, or other flukes of nature. Although derogatory, it is pronounced as bride, which is falsely assumed by the object to be a term of endearment.
(b)ride can also mean (bitch) ride who provides regular sexual pleasure, otherwise is not remotely fun or interesting to be around.
Roger: What did you do over the weekend.
Daryle: Nothing... my (b)ride had her parents over so I got roped into playing Yahtzee and Parcheesi
Roger: Lame Dude.
Jen: Honey, would you go to the store and get some milk? I forgot to get it when I went earlier.
Daryle: I guess so.... is there anything else you forgot, my (b)ride? Maybe some Tampons?
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He's been riding the snake for about five years now.
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