1. A phrase used to describe when a dog shits in your garden, a garden from which you make salad.
2. A phrase to describe a drama or turn of events that has happened where everyone involved feels as though they've been tossed about.
Geez man! Your dog gave me a shit salad!
Uh oh, this party has turned into a real shit salad.
The act in which a person consumes a large amount of laxitive and proceeds to have their salad tossed while blasting diarrhea into the persons mouth.
Oh baby, I'm so bored with always getting a hot lunch from you, will you give me a soup and salad?
an old dress from the 1900s turned into a salad.
look at my old wedding dress it should be turned into salad.
a pipe load of weed with chunks of hash mixed in
I've got some "cheese" you've got some green, let's make a salad bowl
to have one or more fingers that are swollen from breaking or jamming, and that finger is used to poke fellow employees or finger girls asses with.
I made Eric smell my salad fingers after an intimate night with his mom
used as an adjective when something or someone is so dumbfoundingly dumb looking.
matt: hey dude, look at thatn guy, hes wearing a rainbow tie!
Josh: dude, what a salad bar
karl's special treat, made with potatoes, bodily secretions, and oregano.
Karl got drunk last night and told everyone his secret potato salad recipe.