Self-Injury

A sign of demonic possession.

Seriously messed up shit.

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Internet self-retardation

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.

Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.

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self serve smoothie

When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.

Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.

Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie

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Self Lovins

Self Lovings mean to Masterbate.. as in.. touch ur own damn self, no help 4rm others... (movies, internet & magazines ok lol.) & get ur self off...

"Austina went in to the shower, turned the shower head on to jet mode, closed her eyes, & gave her self sum self lovins.. "

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LeRae Self

I Think She Thinks She Is Cool But In All Actuallity.....SHE IS!

LeRae Is Like The Coolest!

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Self-ownership

I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hym "In the name of self-ownership is say to thee: GIVETH ME ADDERALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"

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Self Time

A euphemism for masturbation.

"I'm sorry I missed your call. I was having a little self time."

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