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Those who watch Buzzfeed Unsolved a show hosted by Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej typically fall into one of two groups each named after one of the hosts. Those groups being Boogaras, the believers, or Shaniacs the non-believers. If someone fails to fall into one of the two groups or claims to be in both they are labeled as being a Shit Fish.
Person 1: "Oh you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Are you a boogara or a shaniac?"
Person 2: "I don't really believe in ghosts but I do believe that spirits are around us."
Person 1: "that makes no sense, you're a shit fish."
A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.
I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.
That moment when you're having terrible constipation and you try to push shit out, and it almost gets out... But you stop pushing for a few seconds and the shit is sucked back in to your anus. It sounds like a fart sample, but reversed.
The fine fellow Shrek was reverse shitting the other night. I heard it getting sucked back in really loud.
When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.
Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."
When you take a large, stiff shit that causes you to make a screeching howl much like godzilla.
Someone in the stall next to me was taking a serious godzilla shit!
A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.
Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.
When after a night of heavy drinking your shit is like 50% pure vodka
After the last night i had the worst alcohol shit ever, the whole bathroom smelled like vodka.