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When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.
Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."
When you take a shit and then you take so long to wipe all it clean that it feels like the entire shit was for inifnity
Person 1: ‘Hey, what took you so long?’
Person 2: ‘Sorry, I was wrapped up doing an Infinity Shit’
A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.
Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.
When after a night of heavy drinking your shit is like 50% pure vodka
After the last night i had the worst alcohol shit ever, the whole bathroom smelled like vodka.
The term used when someone consumes ecstasy and ex-lax and during the peak takes a shit.
As seen on the webcomic Ben Bongin
Ben: I was shit trippin last night.
Buddy: What's that?
Ben: You take ecstasy & ex-Lax, and have the best shit of your life!
Buddy: That is disgusting. I gotta try it.
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Another name for your mouth because of all the crap that comes out of it.
Why don't you keep that shit pouch of yours closed because you don't know what you're talking about.
When you take a crap in someone's toilet tank. Usually done at a party so no one can figure out who did it.
Synonomous with Upper Deck
Dude, last night I got so drunk at this party that I gave some guy a shit tank.