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When you shoot a 1000 yard round in your living room despite continued advice not to because you’re a drunk retard.
Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?
DRIVE TO YOU, COME TO YOUR LOCATION, WALK TO RIDE TO WHERE EVER YOU ARE AT.
If you need BUD I’m shooting to you
A Basketball player at the Shooting Guard (2) position who is almost unguardable from his spot on the court.
"Yo, Who's that player on the court?"
"Oh, He's the Shooting Gawd of the team."
someone tryna shoot their shot via insta or snap story by replying to intended person's story with the same song on theirs w/ a caption.
Girls story: *drake best i ever had remix ft. nicki minaj*
''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers
friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.
Politisian: Hey man, I've been shooting rocks with Bill Clinton lately.
Other politisian: Nice the CIA sure has supplied alot of crack from Nicaragua into the US, GOD BLESS BERRY SEAL!
Its what you say when somenthing that annoys you, it means you put you hand (or grab) a pistol and shoot shoot shoot (its more of a joke)
For exaple your brother broke your phone say je put e mana la pistola and shoot shoot shoot instead of a curse word
A better metaphor than rip of the band-aid. Meaning getting the job done quick with zero pain after (cause that bitch dead)
Break up with him already, just shoot them in the head.