gubly shoot

You would use it when you are either angry or fustrated.

I hate you. You are such a gubly shoot.

shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves

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Shooting Pearls

When a man's semen is extra solid to the point where it can be collected and arranged into a necklace.

Man I should really see a doctor I've been shooting pearls lately...

Slippery Shooting Sunday

When a group of three or more people get together on a sunday for an messy sexual experience. First everyone takes excessive amounts of laxatives then waits for the laxatives to work and everyone then takes turns having anal sex with each other and switching partners while the diarhea explodes out everywhere.

Jack: "Hey Will, are you coming over for slippery shooting sunday"
Will: "no man i had too help clean off your couch last week and i couldnt take a normal poop for four days"

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mute em and shoot em

An aboriginal person

Look at that mute em and shoot em

Shooting Yolks

To ejaculate

Damn, that ass was phat! I was shooting yolks in 5 minutes!

I’ve taken eagle shoot

Another way to say “rootin’ tootin’ eagle shootin”.

Person 1: Hey, I’ve taken Eagle Shoot.
Person 2: Oh, so you’ve been rootin’ tootin’ eagle shootin’?
Person 1: Begone thot.