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The man that slapped tj so hard he now retarded
Do y’all remember when tj got the Terrance slap he was never the same…….. Solomon
Two guys penetrating one girls vagina and ass at the same time and their balls slap against each other
Hey Ernie..want to slap sacks with dorthory?
The Slap Bag is a bike handlebar mounted bag that open and closes with just one hand. It has a front edge much like a slap bracelet that can open and then close with one hand. It is designed to carry your cell phone, keys, wallet/money, a camera, food/bars/gu, first aid kit/bandaids, kids toys or anything you find that you want to take on your next adventure. It also mounts to strollers, scooters, boats, strider bikes, kids bikes, cruiser bikes, fixie bikes, fat bikes, mountain bikes and likley many other things we haven't yet discovered.
I use The Slap Bag on all my bike adventures to carry my cell phone, keys and some food for my ride.
Banana slap is a game meant to be played on road trips in which one gently slaps anyone in the vehicle upon seeing a yellow car. While it may seem simple, "banana slap" is a game with many rules.
1. The car must be over 50% yellow to be counted as a yellow car (yellow decals alone do not count).
2. In the event of a semi truck, the actual truck portion of the vehicle must be yellow to be counted as a yellow vehicle.
3. Construction vehicles such as Bobcats are not included.
4. Tangerine and gold cars are NOT to be included as a banana.
5. Once a car has been called, no other player can also slap for that vehicle.
6. When you see a yellow car simply hit another player and say "banana slap".
7. In the event of a yellow punch buggy- you may hit two people once, or one person twice granted that they don't call the punch buggy or banana first.
8. You do not get to hit everyone in the car. You must pick one person.
Friend 1: Is that a yellow car?
Friend 2: Banana slap!
Friend 1: Aw you got me!
The opposite of a Mushroom Stamp.
I want you to Badger Slap me with a bag of frozen peas.
When someone fills there butt-hole with air and then someone slaps it and they let out a little poop.
Dan: what happened to you lastnight?
Jake: oh my god dude, Jane wanted to try this new thing called woppie slap. i didnt know what it was till it was already done.
Dan: I have heard about woopie slaps, thats disgusting dude.
The feeling you get when you ignore a stupid facebook post or share (like/share/ etc. if you're against bullying/abuse/sex/cancer/anything). The feeling remains the same even after you realize that liking a picture doesn't help anything
Annoying Facebook Person: OMG like this post if you're against bullies I know 99% of you won't cuz you're too cool <3
Sane Facebook User: Liking the picture doesn't do anything about bullying, but that damn guilt-slap stings