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when someone so fat try's to loose there virginity but fail's
person1:"stick it all the way in there"
person2:"its not going to work, your going to snap the stick"
person1:"trust me ,just do it!!"
person2:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
person1:"ooops!"
A situation whereas yo wife has a momentary mental spazz status post u complaining about some work situation.
Me: Honey what's with a bit of a serious face for the past day and half?
Her: Oh nothin but if I hear about your work bs one more time, this crackpot is gonna land on yo face as it has caused me a synapse snap one time already, fool!
Sex position, involves having sex with only the protruding head of a turtle (usually of the snapping variety). Bonus points if the shell vibrates.
Abby: Dude why are you bleeding like that
Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well
A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.
Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?
Screen-shotting a snap chat from a friend and using for personal use.
"What the fuck Dillon you snap sniped my selfie of hipster me?"
-John
On September 14th, you snap your highest snap streak friend a picture of your boob(s) to show how much you appreciate them
Happy snap streak boob day! I appreciate you!
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...