A stupidly innocent person. They are often shy and make silly mistakes that hurt themselves. Spoons are secretly very funny and bubbly once you save them from their spoonish ways but until then you’re stuck with a socially awkward, innocent person that’s veryyyyyy spoony
Why are you such a spoon?! Think about what you’re saying!
You Eat Booty Without this tool
How the fuck do you not know what a fucking spoon is. You lifeless piece of shit.
best debater ever and best jjk scaler ever uwu
"hey,have you heard about spoon,i heard he beat jesus in a debate!"
Spoon, most commonly known in its plural form spoons, but not limited to its formal form spoonsy, is a nickname that describes a person who eats a lot of pudding, always has a spoon behind his or her ear, or uses wit and sarcasm to derail an awkward situation in his or her already awkward and miserable life. Or in some cases all three.
Person a:Hey spoons tell us that joke again about the guy and the doorbell
Person b: omg it's so funny
Spoons: Holder on let me finish my pudding