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The inability to control your bowels after drinking lots of alcohol.
Oh no, I think Craig has got Luke Syndrome after a heavy session last night.
A plague born from hell and the 2018 indie game ¨among us¨ symptoms may include saying ¨sus¨ to everyday objects and saying ¨when the impostor sus¨ these are the most common symptoms but the syndrome evolves as it lives with the longest reported case´s forcing them to make a song called ¨among us drip¨ and creating NSFW work.
If you or a loved one show any of these symptoms there is a cure...
First remove any and all electronic devices
Second remove any and all items that could cause the syndrome to arise
Third lock them in a room
And fourth wait for about 4 weeks after this let them out they should be a new person
When the imposter sus
Bruh you have amogus syndrome
A deadly contagious syndrome that can cause particles, situated in ones testicles, to expand over the span of around 16 weeks, and eventually explode the shit out of their ballsack.
“guys… GUYS… DAVE HAS BIG SYNDRO-”*death*
Nobody:
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you have been diagnosed with… big syndrome. I can approximate about 12 more weeks left for you to live. I suggest you move to a far, deserted island before it’s too late.”
“Yo guys, I’m gay”
Afraid to show their simp levels in public, due to cowardness, he/she is a tsundere who wants to match pfp yet cant due to their cowardness.
Person #1: Yo, introduce us to your girl when?
Person #2: What gf?
Person #3: Dude you're slowly showing Couver syndrome.
When you don't even have to try to be popular anymore. You can say literally anything, and everything thinks you're hot shit.
Guy: I just don't get why James is so popular, he's so fucking useless
Guy 2: James has Pewdiepie Syndrome
When someone mentally suffers anxiety, tension, stress, anguish, mental torture temporary social dis-communication. A victim being mentally victimized before a remedy and or closure is obtained and or reached AKA: Peace Of Mind./Justice / unfair treatment/ ridiculous / absurd / stupid /
Phill- “I was terminated for following Work Instuctions”
Dr. Dave- “but the rules states that we Have to follow the work instructions”
Phill- “What The Fuck??!” (W.T.F.)
Dr. Dave-“Dude! What the Fuck?...!”
Phill- “This is a classic W.T.F. Syndrome!”
Dr. Dave- yup! I Agree!
If you suffer from the cheeseman syndrome are you probably a deeply depressed human with internal conflicts and a major dilemma. You are filled with emotions like anger, sadness and love. You are in a strange stage where you are going through a personal crisis. You laugh manically while you feel like crying but ya bitch doesn't got any more tears to spill. It is common that you also will feel a strong urge to burn soemthing down in rage. You are desperate, you need to get an outlet for your feelings. You are angry with yourself "why am I so dumb? Why am I attracted to stinky cheeseman? Why why why? Why stinky cheeseman?". Yes. You are attracted to Alex James, the bassist of the britpopband Blur. His lovely face, greasy hair and lanky body would make anybody weak. The problem is, many people stop finding him attractive after they get to know the fact that he probably is a tory, and that he was very arrogant and rude back in the 90s (and that goes for the whole band, they all were known for being rude, arrogant twats), but you can't let go, you still belive that stinky cheeseman is the love of your life, you just can't throw him away. This puts you in a very hard situation, you suffer from cheeseman syndrome. There is sadly no cure to this. You must let you life go on, try to cope with the pain. But you are never alone, ther are plenty of people all over the world with Cheeseman syndrome, reach out to them, contact them and talk about your feelings, it might feel better then.
Haha lol, look at them, simping for Alex James, the stinky cheese man! - I'm sorry... I got the cheeseman syndrome
You! What is your illness now again? - Cheeseman syndrome.