(Noun)
1.) Human excrement
2.) Retard with impractically large ears
3.) One who frequently performs oral sex on superiors
Man 1.) Look at tag over there.
Man 2.) Yeah fuck that guy.
1.) A term used in a deli setting, in regards to the act of passing on the burden of having to help a customer. The general rule is that whichever worker says "tag" first, is exempt from the task, whereas the worker "tagged" has no choice but to help the customer.
2.) Can also be used to identify a deli customer who is notorious for being a pain in the ass to help.
Worker 1: "Oh shit, tag."
Worker 2: "Fuck my life."
To have sexual intercourse with another person.
I’m going to tag my wife tonight!
A bunch of failed male rugby players and lesbians running after after an egg as they dodge defenders trying to take ribbons from their shorts and occasionally getting "accidently" groped.
I've played tag rugby for 6 years and still really enjoy it!
When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
The time when you put on a suit / dress to make sure it fits before the big event. You leave the tags in so that you can return items that do not fit.
Bobby's parents made him go through a tagged rehearsal the week of his senior prom.
Walking up to a girl and tagging her vagina with your hand. The opposite of a ball tag.
Jimmy: "I just snatch tagged Rachel haha."
vagina ball tag bean dip