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Shart Tank

When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit

Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night

by angeloregon August 1, 2021


Cutie-tank

1. Cutie-tanks are always very cute and loveable, they have never said a bad thing about anyone. Although they think that they are not very good at most things they usually excel at EVERYTHING that they do. Cutie-tanks always have some form of martial arts behind them, which makes them lethal weapons... they should not be messed with. Cutie-tanks always come with a best friend who will threaten to beat any boy who hurts their Cutie-tank to the ground with bricks in their purse. Cutie-tanks have amazing personalities and are extremely beautiful inside and out, they know themselves and always try and help others. Supportive and understanding a true Cutie-tank will never let her friends feel like they are alone, even if they are being inconsolable morons who constantly complain about an ex that they dated for under two months. Altogether amazing. Usually are named Bianca.

Ex:

Guy 1: Holy crap did you see that cute girl kick that guys ass for being mean to her best friend?!

Guy 2: Yeah! She's awesome! I think her name is Bianca

Guy 1: Must be a Cutie-tank

by SmartChick18 November 14, 2011


Hope Solo Tanking

Purposely losing in order to give Lightner a better draft pick.

I’m not tanking, I’m Hope Solo Tanking so technically I didn’t break the no tanking rule.

by The one and only Hope Solo December 6, 2022


septic tank deep dive

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)

Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!

by Jimbob Curtis The Thirdteenth April 13, 2022


Hank the tank

the males ejaculation being so intense that it shoots out like like a tank/bullet shot

Last night I came so hard I gave her the ol hank the tank

by March 11, 2024


Ethyl and Tank

A really cool place to steal glass beer cups from

Dude let's hit Ethyl and Tank on Thursday

by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024


Slag Tank

A rather large 4x4 SUV that's driven by some who's using their phone and doing makeup in the mirror all whilst being completely oblivious to what the vehicle is designed to do. In areas such as London it's referred to as a Chelsea Tractor

Look at that bell end in the slag tank updating her instagram live whilst driving. What a cu*t

by Johnsyschannel March 24, 2022